Never lose your grandson
 

My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.........

He approached a uniformed security guard and said,��
"I've lost my grandpa!"��

"The guard asked, "What's he like?"��

The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,��

"Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big boobs."�

I found his Grandfather.

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