Rednecks & The French : A True Story
 

A friend of mine told me this interesting story today.

One day where he used to work at local record store.

A lady walked into the store. Walked up to the counter though friendly. You could tell she was not from city. By various farm animal ordors that surround her like thick fog. In the process of ringing up her cd. She proceeds to go on and on about this wonderful dish she had at friends house. Curiousity got the best of him . He ask," What is this dish. ? " Horse Devores she replied.

Horse Devores what??? Oh its delicious. I understand that part.

What exactly is Horse Devores ? Horse Devores. Havent you ever had any horse Devores at a party before . He replies.. Oh you mean

hors d'oeuvre It's pronounced .ôr dûrv ...The lady then replies... " No, I mean horse devores. Its french or something"

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Was this lady's name Christina? LMAO!!!!!

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Must of been Mrs. Parker then......

definitely was not me lmao