classic film quotes
 

which film in your opinion has the best quote(s)? mine is from body heat:

Matty: [to Ned] You aren't too bright. I like that in a man.
Ned: What else do you like? Lazy? Ugly? Horny? I got 'em all.

Ned: I need someone to take care of me, someone to rub my tired muscles, smooth out my sheets.
Matty: Get married.
Ned: I just need it for tonight.

Matty: Would you get me a paper towel or something? Dip it in some cold water.
Ned: Right away. I'll even wipe if off for you.
Matty: You don't want to lick it?

Ned: Hey lady, ya wanna f*ck?
Mary Ann: Gee, I don't know. Maybe. This sure is a friendly town.
Matty: Ned, this Mary Ann.
Mary Ann: We were just meeting. Ned made me feel very welcome.

Lowenstein [to Ned]: it was 6 inches long, bald and shiny ...

surely you cannot beat the last one ...

Foghorn Leghorn Quotes from Looney Tunes:

"That girl's like that road between Fort Worth and Dallas....................................No curves."
"That boy's as bout' as sharp as a bowling ball."
"Pay attention, boy! I'm cuttin' but you're not bleedin'!"
"That boy's so dumb, he thinks a Mexican border pays rent!"

more Foghorn quotes:

"Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice."

"Oh that woman. Gotta mouth like an outboard motor. All the time putputputputputput..."

Animaniacs good idea bad idea:

GI: Feeding stray kittens in the park.
BI: Feeding stray kittens in the park to a bear.

GI: Taking a deep breath before jumping into a swimming pool.
BI: Taking a deep breath after jumping into a swimming pool.

GI: Dressing up for Halloween as a pirate.
BI: Dressing up for Halloween as a pin~ata.

GI: Playing cops'n'robbers in the park.
BI: Playing cops'n'robbers in the bank.

GI: Playing a flute in the marching band.
BI: Playing a piano in the marching band.

Pinky & The Brain

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

Wuh, I think so, Brain, but if we didn't have ears, we'd look like weasels.

Uh, I think so, Brain, but balancing a family and a career ... ooh, it's all too much for me.

I think so, Brain, but if they called them "Sad Meals", kids wouldn't buy them!

I think so, Brain, but me and Pippi Longstocking -- I mean, what would the children look like?

I think so, Brain, but we're already naked.

I think so, Brain, but Pete Rose? I mean, can we trust him?

Me thinks so, Brain, verily, but dost thou think Pete Rose by any other name would still smell as sweaty?

I think so, Brain, but if the plural of mouse is mice, wouldn't the plural of spouse be spice?

Yes Brain, but if our knees bent the other way, how would we ride a bicycle?

I think so, Brain, but then my name would be Thumby.

I think so, Brain, but if it was only supposed to be a three hour tour, why did the Howells bring all their money?

Wheel of Morality:

"Wheel of Morality turn, turn, turn ... tell us the lesson we should learn ...

people in glass houses shouldn't get changed with the lights on."

From JL

The Flash: "Yeah, fastest man alive!"
Hawkgirl: "Which might explain why you can't get a date."

My personal favorite Foghorn quote (after he gets his feathers blown off by a shotgun, cannon, or other such explosive device, and bends down to pick them up):
"Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered, fuh, fuh jus such an emergency!"