No one will believe this anyhow, but here goes
 

I wouldn't have believed it- if not involved- and I post this with humor because its just so pathetically sad, its funny.



A good friend of mine (female) called me upset- she had had a ...weekend tryst with someone she had a crush on- it was a romantic weekend- with intimate sharing.

A few days after, she had some "issues" and asked me my opinion, if I thought this guy was the type to sleep around because she had symptoms of what she thought - might be an STD>

So, apparently- by the 2nd night - during the course of their encounter she asked him if he had any lubricant, to which he said sure- jumped up and came back- lubed.

So after going to the Dr. Today, she called me to let me know it was the dr's formidable opinion it wasn't an STD - although he tested her-
It was a reaction to the lube this guy used.



So ladies, be forewarned- the lube she reacted to-


was



WD40.




(I can't stop laughing, its just so.....so ....ignorant)


Have a chuckle on me. Or a good groan.

Wow. Just wow! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

YIKES!!!

Well, that should answer her question if he has sleep around much!!!!! His lack of knowledge of this area explains a lot about his past activities! I think he might be hurting a little bit too!

It just amazes me- the more I think about it.

i actually WENT and looked at a can today and it does say lubricant- but...you have to really really not know a lot about the human body to do what he did.

Ignorance achieved once again.


I told her, good thing she didn't tell him she felt sick- he would have sprayed her with Lysol.

hahahahahaha

That stuff had a distinctive smell to it.
She didn't notice it? [88][88]

I saw something similar on a S2 episode of HOUSE, M.D. last night. I was watching the DVD releases. This girl came in with an infection, and wanted to know why. She and her boyfriend had been using some jelly. In fact, she brought the jar with her to show the doctor. On it, it read "strawberry". House told her she had an extreme fertility problem and that she needed to avoid children for a while. She asked how long, and he replied "forever".

Priceless.

Neither one of them would ever babysit for me- I'll tell you that.

And I am thankful they used birth control- breeding, shouldn't be an option right now.

No Kids for me EVER thank you. [88][88]