Chihuahua Shows Up to Vet High on Crystal Meth
 

If you thought chihuahuas couldn't get any more spazzy, think again. One of the pint-sized pups was brought in to a Washington veterinarian, who suspected the dog was tweaking out on crystal meth.

An employee at the Tacoma pet clinic called the police when a 40-year-old man and his dog showed up for their appointment acting erratically. When clinic techs successfully scanned the pooch for a tracking microchip, they discovered that a 58-year-old woman had reported it missing a year ago.

The woman declined to press charges, saying she only wanted her dog back (aww). The man claims he didn't steal the chihuahua, but received it as payment for a debt.

Miniature-dog exploitation is nothing new -- the Mexican jumping beans are already purse-stuffers, taco endorsers and movie stars (that's a pic from "No Country for Little Chihuahuas," fyi). But are chihuahuas now replacing cash as the currency of the future? In this economy, we'd believe anything.

I know of a dog that loves to get high off weed. The same dog also loves to drink beer and wine. Drinking isn't all that uncommon, many pooches love to get hammered.

Note: I don't have any dogs these days, and when I did, I never let mine do drugs or drink.

LOL Wow great promotion for beverly hill Chihuahuas!!!!

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