Funny Story
 

I was standing in line waiting to be checked out at Krogers.
When I over heard this little voice tell the story of the Firemans visit to his school to his mother.

" Mommy the firman came to school today ." Oh yeah? "Yip. He told us all sorts of things." Like what? " He told us how to duck n roll.
How to do the hyman manuever ( [88][88][88]). " His mother went speachless for a moment. ( While stood in tears [88]) She said dont you mean the Heimlick Maneuver ? " No mom , the hyman manuever to save someone from chocking " ( [88][88][88])

No hon, thats called the "Heimlick" not" Hyman "[88] "Well, whats the difference?" [88]

I heard nothing else after that [88][88]

i don't get it. what does hyman manuever mean.

A special part of the female body. [^]

Wow, wikipedia is getting some pretty graphic images these days!

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put me off my dinner

so is ty3... male? young? a virgin? never had biology lessons? or living in the Amish community?

all of the above?!

gosh ..next thing he might hear about them there G spots....crazy talk.