My favorite one was while I was flipping channels many years ago, and the late Mother Angelica was on EWTN, and it went something like: "If you know someone who may be contemplating suicide, and you don't know how to talk to them, please send for my free pamphlet. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery". Um....I hope they weren't serious about it......
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\"Benny Hill lives his life according to the following Maxims:
Do unto others, then run
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A friend in need is a bloody nuisance
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If your parents don\'t have any children, then you won\'t have any either
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If God had meant for us to fly, he would have given us tickets\"
-The Benny Hill Show
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