Yo Mama Jokes.

[wayshway]

I'm bored, let's hear them.
I'll start....

yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

[ninjagirl]

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes dog S*** look like Britney Spears.
Yo mama is so fat she eclisped the sun for a month.
Yo mama is so fat when she makes a step she causes a earthquake.
Yo mama is so fat when she rolled over, the house fell down.
Yo mama is so ugly she has to wear 1000 paper bags.

Yo mama is so fat she caused the sinking of Atlantis.
Yo mama is so fat with one breath she can blow a whole city down.
Yo mama is so fat king kong looked like a ant.

Yo mama is so ugly even the devil sent her back.
Yo mama is so ugly cannibals wouldn't touch her.

thats all i could think of at the mo.

[wayshway]

Yo mama so fat her wrists look like cinnamon rolls.
Yo mama is so fat her toilet seat has shock absorbers.

[fortunec00kie]

heard this on the show, one of the funniest I ever heard.

Yo Momma so dirty when i called her for phone sex i got an ear infection.

[cp32]

Yo mama so ugly it made my eyeballs bleed

[onlyemokid]

Yo mama so fat, when she jumps... she makes the radio skip

[cp32]

That was a good one lol

[konfusion]

Yo Momma So Old She Trades Cartoons with Jesus.

Yo Momma So Fat She dont wear XL XXL XXL. Her tags say DAAAAMN YOU FAT.

Yo Momma So Ugly Big Foot Takes Pictures of her

[konfusion]

Yo Daddy so bad in bed The Hooker gave him a refund.

[wayshway]

quote:Originally posted by fortunec00kie

heard this on the show, one of the funniest I ever heard.

Yo Momma so dirty when i called her for phone sex i got an ear infection.

that's hella funny.

[wayshway]

Yo mama's so fat her high school picture was a satellite photo.

[wayshway]

Yo mama so ugly she put the boogie man outta business

yo mama so stupid that when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"


yo mama so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

[konfusion]

lol u said that last one already.

Yo Momma So Fat Whales Hide from her in the ocean

Yo Grandma Got A Glass Eye with an Ipod nano in it

Yo Daddy so stupid he thought that umbilical cord ment its time to limbo

[cp32]

LMAO

[konfusion]

These next ones are 18 and over lol. ill tone it down after if i must. lol

Yo Momma so short she has to stand on stilts just to give me head.

Yo Daddy so dumb and gay he though butt darts was an olympic sport

[konfusion]

Yo Momma so fat when she steps on a scale it dont say to be continued. it says B*T*H get off me

[DAJIZZARIZZA]

YO MAMMA SO FAT SHE BROKE SPANDEX

YO MAMMA SO FAT ,.. THE ONE SIZE FIT ALL TAG SAID "SIKE" !!!!

YO MAMMA SO UGLY SHE JOINED A BEAUTY CONTEST AND WON !!! ,.. FOR GURILLAS

[DAJIZZARIZZA]

YO MAMMA TEETH SO YELLOW ,.. EVERYTIME SHE SMILES ,.. I SLOW DOWN.