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lordsmurf 08-01-2005 10:14 PM

A blonde was driving down the highway...
 
A blonde was driving down the highway when her mobile phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the highway. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car!" says the blonde, "There's hundreds of them!"




onlyemokid 08-02-2005 02:25 AM

thats funny :P

jowins 08-02-2005 06:59 AM

LMAO! I like that one.

MagnificentMarcus 08-02-2005 08:08 AM

She was probably driving a BMW, because that was the only car brand she could spell.

wayshway 08-16-2005 06:22 PM

Hah hah. Pretty funny. Sorry, I'm litte late on this one. [88]

MagnificentMarcus 08-17-2005 02:28 AM

What do you call a blond with TWO brain cells???

PREGNANT!OR TEKKEN1701????[88][:x)][:o)][:p]

tekken1701 08-17-2005 04:32 AM

That probably only makes sense to an OLD GEEZER like you. Youre so old you probably thought of the old joke: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"[8D][}:)]...and you scratched it out on a STONE tablet!!!!

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quote:Originally posted by MagnificentMarcus

What do you call a blond with TWO brain cells???

PREGNANT!OR TEKKEN1701????[88][:x)][:o)][:p]


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