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08-01-2005, 10:14 PM

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A blonde was driving down the highway when her mobile phone rang. It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Honey, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the highway. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car!" says the blonde, "There's hundreds of them!"

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08-02-2005, 02:25 AM

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thats funny :P

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08-02-2005, 06:59 AM

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LMAO! I like that one.

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08-02-2005, 08:08 AM

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She was probably driving a BMW, because that was the only car brand she could spell.

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08-16-2005, 06:22 PM

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Hah hah. Pretty funny. Sorry, I'm litte late on this one.

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08-17-2005, 02:28 AM

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What do you call a blond with TWO brain cells???

PREGNANT!OR TEKKEN1701????

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08-17-2005, 04:32 AM

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That probably only makes sense to an OLD GEEZER like you. Youre so old you probably thought of the old joke: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

...and you scratched it out on a STONE tablet!!!!

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What do you call a blond with TWO brain cells???

PREGNANT!OR TEKKEN1701????

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