How Many 5-Year-Olds Can You Take in a Fight?

[lordsmurf]

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com

I can take on 34.

[konfusion]

lol 25

[wayshway]

I saw this a while back.
Pretty funny.

[staypuftman2004]

I can take on 32

[MagnificentMarcus]

32 for me too! Of course their screaming moms might be a different matter!

[cp32]

125. I dont play nice. Kick those little buggers like a nerf football. Smash them in the face with poo , grab a brick smash their wee wee 's . Run them over at high speed.
Whatever it takes to teach those brats a lesson. That's what I ll do.

CP. Slayer of midgets, dwarves, and horrid little children.

[konfusion]

lol i tryed many different answers. now you guys are either full of it or same height as the kids i cant figure out how you guys got so many.

[cp32]

I AM

[lordsmurf]

My numbers are high because I have excellent balance, I'm about 6' with a good reach, have several years of martial arts training, and used to play live-action military games (and no, not some lame paintball BS) where you could find yourself in a mob and have to fight your way out with hand-to-hand combat.

Those little bastards don't have a chance.

I'd be higher up if I wasn't a little pudgy around the middle (give me another 6-12 months to fully lean back up to my prime - halfway there already).

[konfusion]

lol they should make a cheap little game where you beat up the 5 year olds

[JonathanEntertainment]

29 For me

[Michael Randazzo]

This is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong! LOL

Michael

[MagnificentMarcus]

You know I was just thinking that, but look who is the culprit that started the thread!

[gatch72]

Show them a picture of Bobby and they will run away!!!!

LOL

[wayshway]

quote:Originally posted by gatch72

Show them a picture of Bobby and they will run away!!!!

LOL

Yeah, Me scary man.