Don't know if any you saw this yet or not.
http://www.scifi.com/superhero/
Sci fi has an upcoming reality show. Stan Lee will be looking for the nex super hero. Now every once in a while . My husband comes up with a good one. I thought this was too funny not to post.
NAKED MAN ! Dunt Dunt DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
A guy in red cape , converse tennis shoes, a Lone Ranger mask,
the letter N on his chest. Written in magic marker backwards

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Cease and desist villians. For I will hit you with my penis of power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !



Crush you with The Buns of Brutality

" Don't make me Horny. You wouldn't like me. When I horny."