I should have sent an entry for Who Wants to be a super hero.
I would have been...The Mysterious, Magical, Marvelous CP!
Faster than a go cart.
Able to crawl under most tables in a single thrust.
More powerful than a herd of cows.
It's duck. It's strange .. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S .........CP!!!
What makes this hero different from the Rest.
Unlike other Superheros. I m warped

Someone in distress..
heh... Just leave em wait a little longer. They'll appreciate it when rescued.
Someone robbed a bank? I ll be right there.

Chances are there's a reward

Someone being held hostage. ....NEver fear....Wait. depends on the time. 12-1 call 911 I m off duty
Super Villan threatening National Security.
No problemo. I ll just slip in the back. HAve Jowin distract them with her Breast of Doooooooooooooooom
A mugging in the area.

Just say CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCP!
I ll be under his feet .before you cant get out the P
If your gagged. Just clikc you heels 2 times and say .. I wanna Be saved . I wanna Be saved. You ll find yourself in a far away place
Guaranteed to make you laugh. Or you die trying